When I, and I am sure anyone, anywhere, stocks produce, I take all the old off before putting out new, placing the unbruised, perfect old back on top.
SO there is a special, special place in hell for those people who come up and don’t ask if I prefer them to take off of display, or from the cart full of old that I have very strategically placed so that it blocks their access to the display, and instead FIGHT or REEAAACH to take the produce I am clearly just putting out and fucking christ I have been here thirty minutes putting one peach out at a time only for this asshole to pick it up and put it in their bag.
TAKE FROM THE CART. ASK. MAKE MY JOB A LITTLE EASIER, AND DON’T ACT OFFENDED WHEN I DON’T LAUGH AT YOUR INANE ASS COMMENTS AS YOU RUIN MY FUCKING WORK.
"OH I’M SORRY I’M RUINING YOUR DISPLAY"
Yes, you fucking are, shitstain.
If you say “Oh my, I almost tripped getting here.” maybe it’s because I put those boxes in an attempt to create an impassible MOAT. I WOULD PUT CROCODILES IN IT IF I COULD.
And for fucks sake, don’t ask me if by taking this certain peach, will the whole tower will fall, and I say yes, and THEN DO IT ANYWAY.
this has been a PSA about produce section manners thank you.
also jesus if another person asks if there is something fucking wrong with the produce i have taken off to put new under so help me god
YES, IT HAS EBOLA.